Classic film Quotes
The Italian Job - 'Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'
The Blues Brothers - 'We're 200 miles form Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses, Hit It!'
Starwars - 'Good against remotes is one thing kid, good against the living...that's something else.'
The Shawshank Redemption - 'Hope is a good thing, possibly the best of things.'
Full Metal Jaket - 'What is your major malfunction dipshit, didn't mommy and daddy treat you right!?'
Hercules - 'But... but... I'm an action figure!'
Mad Max 2 - 'It's all pretty simple if you understand the concept of aerodynamics.'
Ghostbusters - 'He slimed me.'
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - 'I can't belive you slept with her, I mean your old enough to be her grandfather.
Well I'm as human as the next man.
I was the next man.'
Teminator - 'It's a nitroglrisarine base, but slightly more stable.'
2001 - 'Open the pod bay doors please Hal.'
Scilence of the Lambs - 'ffffffffffffffffffffff'
Bill and Ted's Exelent Adventure - 'Look it's the Goodyear Blimp!'
The Pope Must Die - 'Its A fish.
Whats it say?'
Top Gun - 'I feel the need, the need for speed!' (most students have been in that posistion)
Die Hard - 'Now I have a machine gun Ho Ho Ho.'
Shooting Fish - 'I've got a degree in the psycology of electronic appliances.
What does that mean?
It means I can't get a job.'
The Great Escape - 'There's something coming, I can feel it and it's coming right around the corner at me, Squadron Leader.'
Batman - 'I'm Batman'
A Fish Called Wanda - 'I must warn you I used to box for Cambridge.
Really well... I used to kill for the CIA.'
Aeroplane - 'Surely you can't be serious?'
Of course I'm serious... and don't call me Shirley'
Godfather part II - 'I'm out of order, I'm out of order, your out of order, this whole courtroom is out of order!'
The Crow - 'Don't move, I said don't move!
I though policemen always said freeze.
Well I say don't move. Move and your dead!
And I say I'm dead... and I move.
Ghostbusters - 'We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!'
Airplane - 'Looks like I picked ther wrong week to stop smoking.'
Good Morning Vietnam - 'You know, you're more in need of a blowjob than any other white man in the history of the human race.'
The Shawshank Redemption - 'Get busy living, or get busy dying.'
Waynes World - 'Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?'
Airplane - 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.'
Platoon - 'And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit. Because he left his pains down here.'
The Crow - 'Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!'
Schindler's List - 'Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'd be very unhappy.'
The Abyss - 'about the Navy SEALS: These guys are about as fun as a tax audit.'
Airplane - 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!'
Waynes World - 'OK ... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy.'
The Abyss - 'A non-terrestrial intelligence? NTIs. Oh man, that's better than UFOs. Oh, but that works too, huh? "Underwater Flying Objects".'
Airplane - 'Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.'
The Empire Strikes Back - 'I can't, It's too big
Size matters not.' (that what they say but you know its bullshit!)
4 Wedings and a Funeral - 'They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.'
Hot Shots - 'Are you alright sir?
Of Course I'm alright!Why, what have you heard?'
Lethal Weapon - 'This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!'
MASH - '...No! No booze! Sex! I want sex! (sees Hot-Lips at the mess tent) That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!
Spaceballs - 'It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that death, it just isn't us.'
Trainspotting - 'Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetomal, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.'
Trainspotting - 'Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a
career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose
washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin
openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a
Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching
mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into
your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing
your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment
to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a
thing like that?'
Waynes World 2 - 'Take me, Garth!
Where? I'm low on gas and you need a coat'